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Greek Cheese 

#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad
Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding
Greek Cheese by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009
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Greek Chat 

A message board where friendly Greeks* from all over the country gather to discuss issues that effect the their community.

*Greeks as in fraternity and sorority member, not people from Greece!
I just joined a sorority and wanted to know more about issues such as dirty rushing and quality vs. quantity. I went on Greek Chat to ask questions, and they were so helpful and kind!

Greek Date 

A date involving the act of anal sex.
I just came from a Greek Date.
Greek Date by Jerpaul February 10, 2009

Greek Pancake 

Rimming a fat chicks ass with butter and syrup, then spreading her cheeks as she sits on your face, and you clean it off.
No, I don't want a tossed salad, my wife made me a Greek Pancake earlier, and I am still tasting it.
Greek Pancake by Rodneylr October 8, 2009

Greek Mudslide 

The act of pouring olive oil down a funnel into your partner's ass, then having them shit on your chest
I had a really bad chest cold, so i had my girlfriend give me a Greek Mudslide. Wow, i feel so much better now.

Greek for Life

You were in a fraternity or sorority so the hazing and occultism has left you unable to grow beyond that. The three core values of

giving everything to your social group,

being sleazy, and

never having to earn anything

will never leave you. "Greek for life" is a heavily masked call for help.
What they will say: My mates and I are all Greek for life, you can't sit with us.
Subtext: I hate 6 out of 8 of these overgrown babies but am not confident enough to sit with anyone else.
Greek for Life by 123someone December 3, 2021

greek backrub 

You give your girl a bachrub while fucking her in the ass.
Man. Hey babie want a greek backrub?
Woman, what's that?
Man, don't worry I'll show you, now bend over!
greek backrub by dick21 September 5, 2010