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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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Governor Worries

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.
I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.
by Chris prays May 22, 2019
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governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019
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gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.
Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.
by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020
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government.doing.stuff

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.
by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020
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Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
by MacGown November 5, 2021
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A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
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