goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

gosted

To appear in a public or private place, then leave instantly with few or no one knowing you were there

"Yeah I was at the club but I just couldn't stand the atmosphere. So I gosted right out of there and went home"

by Nelson Demifur December 24, 2008

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

goatse

(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
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(verb) a special way to vomit.

oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen
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dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.

by vash January 7, 2003

Goast

A word used to call a goat-ghost hybrid.

"What is that thing?!"
"It's a goast."

by Forlegalreasonsimstraight October 28, 2020