The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

The guy in the goatskin pants by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010

goatsebuster 

A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.

Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!

goatsebuster by nxsty May 7, 2008

lacrosse goalie 

Makes baseball players, soccer players, hockey goalies and every other athelete excpt for rugby players look like pussies

Lacrosse goalies are the toughest people on the planet period.

lacrosse goalie by bigc August 5, 2007

all his goats in one submarine 

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.

1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.

all his goats in one submarine by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011

The Rule of Goats 

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

The Rule of Goats by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021

lopa-goal 

A goal in futbol (or American Soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circumstance.

*A ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal*

Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!

*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*

Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal

lopa-goal by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Fun Goalie 

A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.

A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie

Fun Goalie by jackmehofff March 17, 2009