Gergitation

When undigested food comes out your butt whole.

Man 1: 'Hey! How do you get your gergitation?'
Man 2: Always with Sweetcorn!...Can it be with anything else?'

by Peach Lipton August 22, 2011

Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.

Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.

by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011

Gerbil

A gay male who is hairy, short, a top, likes running on his wheel, and is always hungry for a nut in his cheeks

Hey man, I want you to gerbil me

by Justjed November 11, 2017

brain gerbil

A song or phrase that goes around and around in your head, like a gerbil in its cage

I hate Hillary Duff, her songs always end up as brain gerbils!

by Madeleine Tate December 31, 2008

Chat Gerbil

A person present in a chat room without a personality, that one by one, copies the personality of another chatter in type, font, actions.

Look, the Chat Gerbil took (user's) personality this time

by HawkAKAStephen December 20, 2008

Poppin' a Gerbil

Squeezing a Gerbil to the point where it eventually dies; Normally accomplished with one's hands.

Jesus, did you see Mary? she got caught Poppin' a Gerbil!

by BePPlE July 7, 2023

anerexic gerbil

Another saying for someone needs to quit being a bitch towards someone else.

Gosh Jesse, you need to quit being an anerexic gerbil!

by Laque Hollifield March 28, 2005