Garfield

A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.

"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Garagist

1- A word used to describe a man under adult age that likes to play with penis also look up the synonyms:
fuck stick , genitals, dick
Also described as homosexual
2- A very unpleasant person that thinks is very good at skateboarding.
3- Someone that works in a garage.

Hey, you fucking garagist, stop playing with your balls and try to fuck some gay ass like you. Fucking retarded garagist, go shove your skateboard from Wal-Mart up your dirty buttom.

by Mike Schisznistchist July 6, 2005

garfin

A person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. Can be heard exclaiming, "Sweet! I win for the lowest grade in class!" May also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really piss teachers off.

Peter Griffin was a garfin in school, and still is!

by dbacon March 6, 2009

GARFILE'D

An annoying word that AlteredBeast posts in various topics within PotD.

GARFILE'D!
Garfile'd!
Garfile'D!

by AlteredBeast April 9, 2005

grafitos

It's a unknow man who is invisible,fast and clever. He can be everywhere at the same time.

grafitos = everywhere and nowhere

by John Stud July 29, 2008

Garadie

Slang for the popular sports drink, Gatorade.

I'm so tired after my rigorous workout. I'll go grab myself a Garadie.

by Henri Von Douche July 30, 2006

gatafication

an intense reversal of sexual orientation occuring when fierce abhorrence for a specific individual swings back like an erotic pendulum,irreversibly metamorphosing into an equally intense queer fixation.lineally traceable to the oft-lamented greek tragedy

Wow,once the gatafication took hold,you couldnt tell that guy shit anymore.

by Dr.Hugh Jasscock March 18, 2010