Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Like DIO at the function

A term to describe a person being a massive hater towards a certain group. So much that it mirrors the hatred of DIO for the Joestar lineage.

"You see, when goblin slayer enters a goblin camp, he's like DIO at the function."

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Symbolic Function

Something english teachers talk about a lot but will never actually make any sense

Tybalt’s symbolic function in act 1 scene 5 is to shoe the audience how conflict has detrimental effects ok society and individuals

No one:

Me: ……………

by Therealbobthebuilder June 21, 2023

Recursive Function

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Uncaught RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded

function definition() {

console.log('a recursive function is defined as')

definition()
}

by rA123sf May 1, 2023

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Toxic function

Some random shit that you take to pen and teller show and it works .

An example of Toxic function:
Eggshells+0*(some shitty numbers)

by Alistera July 9, 2018