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Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
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A flying fuck 

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.
When your landing on a wakeskate is incredibly sloppy or sketch but you manage to hold onto the handle and ride away.
Video example straight from the Frye master himself:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VQ6bj3OMI8
You're fryeing everything today man.
You totally fryed that kickflip brah.
Fryeing by A Wakeskater May 16, 2006
To negatively comment someone's actions referring to them as being a hoe. Most people use it in the placement of "trippin."
Lamar: "Hey we still gonna smoke that blunt tonight?"
Alex: "Dog, I told you I was grounded nigga! Why you keep fringin?"
Lamar: "Aint nobody fringin over here nigga!"
fringin by Big Vince 80190 July 5, 2007

Flying Baker 

Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.

Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)
Flying Baker by Roniliptus March 17, 2010

Flying Pimp Hand of Death 

Raising ones pimp hand (back hand), whilst jumping from height, to connect with targets face. Causes immediate cranial injury.
That hoe was pissing me off, so i gave her the Flying Pimp Hand of Death.

flying ass wrap 

when one runs backwards, jumps in the air and wraps their ass cheeks around another's face as they tackle them to the ground
Shawn gave Nick a flying ass wrap the other day! I couldn't believe it!
flying ass wrap by shawnk8e9 May 17, 2010