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Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*
by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008
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friendly ghost

A "friendly ghost" is when you hide your buddy in the closet, so that later that night when your girlfriend comes over and your fucking her doggy style on the bed you pull out and your friend hopp's in there! Now when he gets in there you walk to the side of the bed and take a picture with the flash on so she can see it, see you, and realize your not the one fucking her!
"Bro she was so surprised when she saw me last night, BEST FRIENDLY GHOST EVER!!
by TheFreshPrince6969 January 24, 2017
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Friendly Stranger

When your fucking a random Chick, or usually girlfriend in the dark, right by a window, and one of your buddys are in the house, then you tell the chick you need to leave for a second to take a piss or something, then your buddy comes in and starts fucking her then you go outside the window and wave to her.
WTF im not gonna let you Friendly Stranger my girl.
by Common92 May 30, 2008
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FRIENDLY FUCK

super nice,overly nice,beyond being believeable
OMG! That guy was such a friendly fuck I thought we were in a candy shop!
by Uglyduckling November 24, 2014
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Friendly Finger

When you flick off a friend in a joking manner. Sometimes taken the wrong way.
Steve's mad at me because I gave him the friendly finger joking to him about the game.

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Friend 1: *friendly finger*
Observer: DUDE! He just flicked you off!
Friend 2: No it's cool man, it was just a friendly finger.
Observer: oh..
by kazkid8 May 22, 2009
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Friendly Stranger

When a man sits on his arm until he can't feel it and then jerks himself off with that hand so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.
I recommend doing the "friendly stranger" when masterbaiting.
by sombooty sleep October 2, 2011
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Friendly Stranger

Basically the same thing as a normal stranger only instead of giving yourself a handjob, you stick your finger(s) into your butt hole.
Johnny got bored with strangers so he turned to the friendly stranger.
by (*) March 4, 2009
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