Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015

Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about

"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"

by Birdfooders4lyfe April 2, 2017

18-footer

18-footer is when something is very long.

person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"

by jyrehyt April 22, 2020

Sloppy Footer

When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet

Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers

by KDawg 220 May 8, 2020

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Raging Footer

Flamboyant / Gay

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”

by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021