Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

floppy fish

someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water

Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?

by karstoned July 31, 2017

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014