Floppy Fish

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse

"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"

by Antifloppyfish October 9, 2013

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sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.

Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017

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Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

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floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

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The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
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"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

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