Floof

Noun. Another word for semen.

Hey guy, I just found floof stains all over your blanket.

by JDawg098 May 6, 2011

floofy

To be poofy, yet is made up of solid items.

Piles of brussel sprouts, feathers, or hair would all be floofy.

by PWG September 14, 2008

floffed

When someone unexpectedly gets disconnected when talking on IM.A term created by Lisa T from a mix of the words 'falling' and 'off'.

"Are you still there?"
"I floffed but it's working now".

or

"You keep cutting out".
"Yeah, I'm floffing up and down like a yo-yo :( ".

by redthings December 14, 2008

floffmallow

a fat lil' white baby that has the feeling of a marshmallow when bitten and squeeezed

look!theres a baby
*bites the baby*
omg!he feels like a MARSHMALLLLLOOOWWWW!

we shall call him floffmallow!

by baby123EATER October 1, 2008

floffel sprocket

The part of a car engine that always causes you to break down, the part that is attached to the giggling pin.

Gonna be expensive miss, u see that ? floffel sprocket needs replacing.

by wikiboom April 25, 2011

Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.

Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"

by germrocker August 20, 2014

Floofe

Vagina

I have a nice floofe

by floofe September 17, 2014