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Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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Floofin'

To act a fool or very crazy while doing something.
"That nigga Andrew was floofin' when he mixed that Gin with a Loko." "Archie is floofin' out there dancing all by himself"
by Pinz March 19, 2013
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flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.
"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"
by sc701 September 5, 2013
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Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine
Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...
by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016
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Floofs

A well known player in World of Warcraft on Eitrigg that is always chat banned for calling other players niggers in Goldshire.
Random Player: Gd
Floofs: You're a fucking nigger
by Grandelderx February 16, 2019
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Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
by Vektor December 8, 2003
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Floomer

The Donkey had a large floomer
by Mr. Ellis June 20, 2005
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