FITS

Acronym created by me, Sean Newman, to shorthand social media - Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat.

Person: I'll post it on your Facebook.

Me: I don't have FITS.

Person: Huh?

Me: I don't do social media.

Person: *gasp* You, you WHAT?!

by Mr. Peas July 11, 2017

flipshod

Combination of flippant and shoddy. Lacking quality. Communication done in a weak manner without thought of consequence. Manifesting an attidude of indifference toward one's impact on others. Often observed in interpersonal communication. Additionally may be used pertaining to the creation of solutions or objects.

Joel was flipshod in his tweet of Susan's outfit.

by Imageer January 9, 2019

Flies

Fake lies.

Lies with comedic intentions.

I can never tell when Jake is serious because he flies all the time.

by Lolliepop420 April 14, 2019

Fitster

Someone who is fit.

“Have you ever noticed that almost all Fitsters wear smart watches?” “I know what I want for Christmas then! Make me fit n healthy!”

by lanahallelujah April 4, 2020

*flies away*

To give *sauce (source) to those who do have *sauce (source)

i.e :

Those who want to know : CAPTAIN ??
The Captain : ( *gives sauce ) then *flies away*

by Arafin November 1, 2020

Flatsum

Something that’s “flat” and “sum” bullshit

Bruh that joke was flatsum

by Bigboi99995 December 3, 2021

Flatscreened

Flatscreened or Flat-Screened. Used in a devastated tone or manner. Usually when one reaches to grab something they dropped or need. And in the process, slams their head into a flatscreen tv by themselves not noticing or someone else voluntarily catching you off guard which in that sense classifies as Flatslapped, Screenflatted, or Screenslapped

My brother just got flatscreened hard. Goofy fucker didn’t notice the 55 inch television right in front him!

by derogatory remarks January 3, 2022