glingering

The act of female self pleasure (feeding the horse the oats), performed in a luxurious setting whilst in ones finest outfit.

George: Fancy coming for a drink tonight Lyn?
Lyn: Can't I'm afraid, I'm busy glingering.
George: Fair enough. It's nice to see you making an occasion of an evening on your own.
Lyn: I know. Although I'm wearing out my favourite velvet gloves

by NGhiggs April 23, 2015

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Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

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flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim

man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D

by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011

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fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

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Fingerlings

An under-appreciated piece of writing or art

Gabriella Morena's poems are true fingerlings.

by DetailedLies August 6, 2014

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Fingerling

To touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people

Dude: OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S SO HOT
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-

Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable

Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE

by Asdfghjklhalp April 26, 2014

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