Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.

dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.

by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009

Respect fisting

respect fistings is where either one or two people fisting} a female at once. Ones fist enters the vagina , while the others or there other hand enters the ass and they touch each others knuckles or there other knuckle and respect.

dude respect we are fisting the same girl

did you that porno with the guys respect fisting that girl? was mad

by kierzisthemanyeah September 22, 2010

power fisting

Beating someone or something senseless with a mechanical fist.

Oh man, I just got done power fisting, I'm exhausted. I think I'll go take a nap.

by Jon X6 December 16, 2008

Faery fisting clit cutter

A silly little faggot, who shoves their whole donkey sized hand in loose man rectums, whom also slices many a clits with their tiny paper like peterwillies.

That guy R.J. is such a faery fisting clit cutter I heard his cock is so small he cut that poor girs O-nub with his tiny wang after he got done fisting that guys chocolate interstate with his gorrila hand.

by Bufon de le muerte October 17, 2011

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013