fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017

Pickle Fisting

The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.

Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?

by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022

Boulder Fisting

The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.

David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!

by Magnumus Dongus December 9, 2015

Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.

Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.

OP: How do my gains look bros?
Anon: >autism fist
Anon: NGMI

by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023