fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.

Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".

by poo hole December 21, 2012

Punk Fish

A fish "dildo" that a girl uses to masturbate with and enjoys the pain of being boned by the fish.
PlunderVaginaDildoFish

Jessica:"Hey, so I tried that punk fish out and it feels amazing"

Carly:"See I told you, and I use mine everyday!"

by Venessa Jennings August 30, 2013

Foisty Fish

A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.

I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

Funny Fish Friday

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.

Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.

by HHHHH=hhhhHhhhhhH June 19, 2020

Miss fish stick

Hat wearing sandwich eating disco dancing machine

Miss fish stick does all this stuff

by Kingofdick December 30, 2020

Jamie Fish

An all round sound bloke. He is ripped AF and has abs of steel. Bit of a legend in the Kent community.

Woah that guy's ripped bro!
Oh him, yeah that's Jamie Fish.

by Your superior March 10, 2021

Fish Fetish

A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.

“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”

by A random dyke April 30, 2021