Stink finger

Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee
Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.
by Roobeer March 12, 2020
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business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...
Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....
by sheila in the car January 23, 2010
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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina
"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"
by ish-daddy April 09, 2008
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Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.
While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger
by Bobbylicious1 February 17, 2012
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wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores
dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11
by jackstrawtfb January 31, 2020
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Air Finger

The act of making a "fingering motion", of sexual nature, to express how attractive a woman is. Can be combined with a "uuuuunnnnngggghhhh" sound to simulate the tremendous orgasm you would have if actually fingering her.
That broad was so hot that I had to air finger her from across the room.
by Kenbenzo March 25, 2016
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Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 05, 2011
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