Falsewood

An erection for ether no reason at all or a reason that u are ashamed of.
The erection does not count as falsewood if you beat it off.(masturbating falsewood is prohibited) under no circumstances should falsewood ever be finished off.

Yooooo man i woke up this morning and had the biggest hard on.(falsewood)
Theirs this really busted bitch that just got hired at work and i sprung a boner for no reason lookin at her today.(falsewood)
Dude ur moms way to old for me to want to fuck, but my man shaft was hard as steel for her today, totally took it in the bathroom and shoot it off.(NOT falsewood)

by James Gagne January 30, 2009

Rank and File

The enlisted troops, excluding officers and leaders. This term comes from military usage, men marching in ranks (e.g. Private, Sergeant) and in files (e.g. single file)

Now I'm standing with the rank and file, I'm marching with the underground, our black hearts worn on our sleeves. Rank-n-File - Anti-Flag

by PunkRockerKodi February 25, 2009

false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

by asssburgers February 19, 2011

False Masculinity

a very common misconception among the young and underdeveloped male society; it can be defined as someone who is immature thinking that their penis is what matters most in their lives and that a successful man is a man that is surrounded by females and the number of females that can get into bed with them. while in all reality it shows how much that person's brain is underdeveloped because life is about way more than just getting laid or getting women in bed, and usually men with false masculinity can't do anything in their lives and can't be anything so they just try to compensate for their lack of success in life with the number of women they degrade and get into bed, the number of people they can bully, and the number of drinks they can swallow before they black out.

1."man, all these kids thinking they've grown into men by being sexually active just because of False Masculinity."

2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"

~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"

3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"

by Nobodysperfect March 26, 2019

err_file_not_found

when google is being a dick

me: hey google call mom
google: err_file_not_found

by err_file_not_found May 22, 2018

false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013