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Falsewood 

An erection for ether no reason at all or a reason that u are ashamed of.
The erection does not count as falsewood if you beat it off.(masturbating falsewood is prohibited) under no circumstances should falsewood ever be finished off.
Yooooo man i woke up this morning and had the biggest hard on.(falsewood)
Theirs this really busted bitch that just got hired at work and i sprung a boner for no reason lookin at her today.(falsewood)
Dude ur moms way to old for me to want to fuck, but my man shaft was hard as steel for her today, totally took it in the bathroom and shoot it off.(NOT falsewood)
Falsewood by James Gagne January 30, 2009
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Falsehood 

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

falsebook 

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.
Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"
falsebook by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011

Falsepoop [Noun] 

Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.
Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."

Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.

Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?
Falsepoop [Noun] by Fismo February 12, 2014

falsehood 

Quit saying that you don't color your hair, that is a falsehood. People in Beverly Hills are so phony, I wouldn't want to live in that falsehood.
falsehood by kitit December 22, 2013

Falsehoodian 

A person who is so stuck in falsehood, they might as well live in Falsehood village ; Falsehoodian
"Logan is a falsehoodian. Always stuck in his false ways.."
Falsehoodian by imnotpatton March 12, 2024

FalsehoodFacade 

FalsehoodFacade (noun) refers to the deliberate presentation of false information or misleading narratives under the guise of sincerity or accuracy. It denotes the act of creating an illusion of truthfulness to conceal the deceptive nature of the information being conveyed. When individuals engage in a falsehood facade, they often seek to manipulate perceptions or beliefs by presenting misleading or inaccurate information as genuine. The term encapsulates the idea of using a deceptive front or facade to mask the true nature of the information being disseminated, thereby misleading others.
The politician's claim of never having received campaign contributions from lobbyists was quickly exposed as a FalsehoodFacade when evidence emerged of multiple donations from special interest groups.

Despite initially dismissing the reports of his involvement in the scandal as mere rumors, the CEO's FalsehoodFacade crumbled under the weight of leaked emails revealing his direct instructions to manipulate company profits.

The influencer's carefully curated online persona served as a FalsehoodFacade, concealing the reality of their mundane daily life and struggles behind a facade of glamour and luxury.
FalsehoodFacade by TruthTriumph March 22, 2024
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