fuzzlable

Something stupid I made up so I'd look like a dumb ass posting it here.

In a nutshell, fuzzlables are a delicious snack that you eat by ripping off their heads, pulling out their spine, and eating from inside out. Popular things to do when you're done licking up the skin are to use the hide for little pouches; they're the perfect size.

I love my fuzzlables.

by minari-naga August 12, 2004

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 29, 2007

chin-fuzz

Terrible facial hair, normally grown on the chin. Unlike goatees and beards, chin-fuzz often looks ungroomed and out of place. It can also resemble pubic hair.

You're starting to grow a chin-fuzz on your face. Shave.

by Steve-O, the King of the World April 24, 2006

nut-fuzz

nut-fuzz is the soft and short hairs that grow on a young guy's ball-sack.

Some guys, like me, don't have ANY nut-fuzz at all!

by eda-skip October 10, 2021

Fuzzles

Balls that are so hairy that they're actually cute, like a pair of adorable little pets. You know you've got fuzzles if your sexual partner has neglected to put their mouth anywhere near them, but doesn't object to grooming them.

"Awwww, bless your fuzzles!"

"Dave's got fuzzles, they're so soft"

by MagickDio February 6, 2010

Fuzzle-mcnut-cracker

A random word used as an expletive like damn and shit but will make your friends laugh and keep you out of trouble.

*Stubs toe* OW fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
*gets insulted* oh shut up you fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!

by Xela the Great (Pretender) April 20, 2006

fuzzle

to become progressively more confused and lost in the middle of an online search - usually while searching for yourself or your location

Where is my house on this map? I am now totally fuzzled.

by Ignatz Pepachuk June 30, 2008