fuzzlable

Something stupid I made up so I'd look like a dumb ass posting it here.

In a nutshell, fuzzlables are a delicious snack that you eat by ripping off their heads, pulling out their spine, and eating from inside out. Popular things to do when you're done licking up the skin are to use the hide for little pouches; they're the perfect size.

I love my fuzzlables.

fuzzlable by minari-naga August 12, 2004

Fuglable

Describing a person who, despite no apparent physically attractive features, or in some cases despite a powerful case of ugly, still manages to be very fuckable.

"Did you see the fuglable chick with the eye patch and dentures? Must be her voice."

Fuglable by Mr. Darkbloom January 18, 2012

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Related Words

fuzzlable • Fizzables • Fuglable • fuzzballed

Fizzables

Small paper tickets of blotter paper dipped in LSD.

When placed on the tongue they begin to fizz (and so does ur brain)

Disclaimer: DO NOT CONSUME FIZZABLES AND DRIVE OR OPERATE ANY MACHINERY, ITS A RECIPIE FOR DISASTER!

Hey how's those fizzables man? Iv never seen so many shades of green before, just thinking about the green and the fizzables

Fizzables by j0kersm0ker June 8, 2010

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fuzzballed

After spunking on your partners face you then run your ball sack shavings into her face making it stick to the spunk!

Last night I fuzzballed the misses so she looked like Santa

fuzzballed by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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