felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

felix felicis

methamphetamine for wizards

harry under the influence of felix felicis

herione: well, how are u feeling ??

harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids

by max y September 28, 2010

I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.

"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"

by kateyc September 5, 2008

Felipe

Felipe is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right. WordUp

Felipe: smile more please

by Mysteria23 July 10, 2019

Brian Fellows

A character played by Tracy Morgan on SNL who's a retarded animal "expert" Just watch it

Yo did you see Brian Fellow's on saturday?? Shit was crazy!

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

Felch

(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.

by Pymp November 1, 2003

fellowship

- It's the gathering among elite poker players with one common goal, to finish a quest. A quest is usually winning the poker game.

- A group of poker elite who help each other

I dub you sir (given name) of the prima fellowship

by Sir Sonny December 28, 2005