wrap it or fap it

Telling a guy to use a condom, or finish himself off.

Pregnancy is a serious thing, so you better wrap it or fap it.

by Sydnerella_Claire May 7, 2011

Throwback fap

The act of masturbating to material that is outdated for nostalgic reasons.

Guy 1: "dude I randomly came across an old Spice Girls video on YouTube last night"
Guy 2: "the one with the hard nipples? Did you do the throwback fap?"
Guy 1: "hell yeah! Had to bro that shit got me through some hard times during 8th grade"

by evilrolly July 31, 2011

Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

anime fap

A massive bender who faps over hentai.

Caught my friend lewis having an anime fap over Wendy from Don't starve

Joe had an anime fap over the Arbiter from Halo

by Hot Snow May 16, 2014

Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013

fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.

"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"

by Reptilious July 3, 2012

mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011