Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.

Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-

by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010

Fairied

to get fairied is to get drunk, originating from the feeling of having fairies dance on one's fingertips when inebriated.

Dude, i got so fairied last night that i passed out on the stairs of some random house after drinking all the maple syrup from the kitchen

by Cardinal Red Gets Them in Bed August 8, 2009

failception

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail

-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.

by bigmeechie December 8, 2011

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Failing

Definition of me.

Bob: I heard you’re failing everything
Me: yes

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

Olivia Fallier

One of the most beautiful girls in the entire world. Mostly shipped with Nathans or Bens. Olivia Falliers are usually red-heads. They think they are ugly and fat but are the most amazing and beautiful girls you could meet.

OMG did you see that Olivia Fallier she is so pretty.

by Oliver Gliver September 20, 2017