Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky benno

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.

Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!

by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021

Funkie Munkie

Someone who is either completely trustworthy or will sell your kidney for a card game

I gave Funkie Munkie my bank details and I feel completely safe!

Funkie Munkie blackmailed my parents to sending me to the navy.

by rodeerek March 13, 2020

Funky yute

The term funky yute is known to be used on people such as valentino gansteri e londres or more known as gansteri e shkodres.

Funky yute in short is ‘FY’

‘Ayo funky yute’
Valentino turns around

‘O g Ça bone’

by Rrot kari 123 May 15, 2022