Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

Oboe Flutecake

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!

by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

yazz flute

When a band plays east harlem shakedown at an e-flat, while keeping the cymbals splashy. The band takes the baseline for a walk.

Tino: Would everybody love to hear Ron Burgundy play yazz flute?
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)

by mikethegreat26 June 23, 2016

Jamaican flute

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound

bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it

by Corrupso December 8, 2018