Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.

Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"

by BS9 August 12, 2011

Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 23, 2017

Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

opinionated fact

a strong opinion on something based largely on facts

opinionated fact: President Obama is black, but he isn't that black

by Rizzle51 October 6, 2009

No-Fact Zone

A self made characture of talk shows;
Technique of changing the topic often to hide your ignorance;
Person who blames Burger King for the faults of McDonalds;

Did you see the way Billy framed his argument against Howord Dean last night on the no-fact zone ... pure genious

by Gooey July 6, 2005