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Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.
1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"
by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013
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slutty elbows

When girls take selfies and put their elbows together to make their boobs look bigger.
Hey did you see Jane's last insta post?
She has slutty elbows
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Hot elbows

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Elbow God

An epic gamer that controls and can do anything with elbows.
Also is so much of a epic gamer he is in red gang and Monster’s Mafia.
stupid ohio air patrol: crap the one the only Elbow God just took out back fuel tank and killed our captain
Elbow God: haha cringe ohio ur dead now monsterfu777 will get ur front fuel
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titty elbow

The art of brushing up against a woman's breast using your elbow. Usually done in crowded areas (bars, clubs, sporting events).

Note: More often than not, guys will keep score throughout the event.
As Denise passed by, I pretended to read my watch to put myself in easy position for a titty elbow.
by nyr_rob September 10, 2007
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bend an elbow

I'm gonna go bend an elbow while I wait
by Sassie ladie November 3, 2013
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elbow cups

The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.
I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.
by Mydaho December 30, 2007
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