engineer

1) More useful to society than an insurance salesman.
2) More useful to the arms industry than a big bucket of grenades.
3) More likely to use statistics than 345% of the population.
4) Enjoys overcomplicating things.

The aerospace engineer is the guy in the plane who is whimpering quietly and looking worried.

by victorhadin March 25, 2003

engine butter

An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!

I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.

by Dwayne September 17, 2004

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina

Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.

by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

enginear

Not to be confused with engineer.
Literally, the ear on an engine.

How do trains listen?
With their enginears.

by Shoot me, February 29, 2008

engineerasm

something geeks, nerds and others with a logical, scientific or otherwise academic nature can have when experiencing things related to a favoured field that they find particularly mentally beautiful and/or satisfying.

- Did you see that documentary on jet engines last night?
- Yeah! When that slo-mo footage of the full power blade off test was on I had a little engineerasm.

When we got round that functionality problem by using a cross-scope lambda expression as a parameter of that delegate code I totally had a massive engineerasm all over the compiler.

by Ser Olmy July 13, 2010

edinger

The act of making Chewbacca noises while defiling a guests bathroom....

At the Christmas party, Burt pulled an Edinger after eating a taco buffet.

by Boobookittycrockpot December 23, 2017