eporleum

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

by Bil March 23, 2004

Epic Games

Retard creators who can’t fix their game

EPIC GAMES FIX YOU GAME

by Gods_secret_son June 14, 2018

Epic Tear of Man Pain

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.

As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.

by Magnel May 21, 2010

epigender

Where someone believes their gender is not male or female; they don't subscribe to the traditional idea of gender.

"Joe doesn't identify as male or female, he's epigender."

by Smudger7777 January 3, 2017

Epic Beard Man

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

by epicbeardman February 17, 2010

Epoxy Family

A his, hers and ours family that is strongest when all parts are mixed together.
A his, hers and ours family that when combined is a stronger family unit.

(his/hers/ours - HIS: divorced dad w/ child(ren); PLUS HERS:divorced mom w/ child(ren) marry and have their own child(ren){OURS}) which would be called an "Epoxy Family"

by push74 February 9, 2010

Epic Gamer Moment

An exciting moment when two hardcore gamers come together and agree on something absolutely epic. This occurrence is a rare beautiful sighting. This moment has an overload of epic ness and can be seen with two gamers having a conversation.

Gamer 1: liberals suck right?
Gamer 2: ya they suck
Both gamers: *Epic Gamer Moment*

by Tittykiller69 November 28, 2018