Your Elf's lil' coupon book 

A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!

"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"

"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"

"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"

Your Elf's lil' coupon book by MJF07 October 20, 2019

Fat Elf 

A name people call each other for fun. The term comes from the video "DISCOSTANG"

"Becky, your such a fat elf"

Fat Elf by PotatoesAreNiche March 10, 2021

angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

angry little elf by y-dawg December 7, 2009

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? 

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf

I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? by Jezij December 18, 2018

Max The Elf

An erotic femboy videogame in which you must avoid lustful femboys and if you get caught you lose.

Me: Have you heard of Max The Elf?
You: Not yet!

Max The Elf by AverageSexEnjoyer December 20, 2022

Morning Wood Elf 

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

Morning Wood Elf by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009

Basement Elf

Someone who sits in their basement by themselves playing massive multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPG), like World of Warcraft or Everquest.

"Dude, Bob won't go out with us on Friday, he's a basement elf."

Basement Elf by Real Bizzy July 16, 2008