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volvo driver

Volvo drivers are people who value quality and safety over ostentation. They are often liberal, well educated, and upper middle class. Although the cars are pricey to buy and maintain, Volvo drivers see them as works of art--well-made machinery that protects their passengers, other drivers, and even pedestrians from the hazards of the road. Volvo drivers appreciate the cars' understated comfort and the manufacturer's concern for the environment. Even so, Volvo drivers have become easy targets for disparagement among those who think that a car that isn't flashy isn't worth owning or who envy the financial means of those who can afford them. Phrases like "tree-hugging, latte-sipping, Volvo-driving liberal elitists" seek to belittle people who care about their safety, their environment, and the value of Scandinavian engineering. An important point is that Volvos are not yuppie cars. Yuppies like flashier, head-turning cars that announce their owners' wealth. Volvos are preppy cars, generally favored by suburban WASPs, although the S40 is popular with younger, urban drivers. Like their drivers, Volvos are conservative and understated. If the cars are well cared for, they can last forever, so Tripp can drive Daddy's 10-year-old Volvo off to college.
After Mummy dropped Tim off at boarding school, she took the Volvo to the garage in Roland Park for its 100,000-mile checkup.
by Volvo Boy June 9, 2005
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Corolla Driver

Corolla Driver is a driver on the road that is always in the slow lane. A driver that is slowing down traffic for those of us in a hurry.
1-Why is there so much traffic in this lane? There is a Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
by Driver45 October 14, 2012
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Bus Driver

To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).
Jordan: “Matt, can you believe what Fisher did?”
Matt: “What did he do now?"
Jordan: “I was only 5 minutes late, FJ was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then Fisher completely bus drove me by telling FJ i was late to work!”
Matt: “Yeah Fisher is such a fucking BUS DRIVER!”
by Matt Dom April 5, 2008
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Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.
“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver
by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018
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bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.
As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.
by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004
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canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.
We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.
by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008
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