Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.
*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.
*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*
by Geri Young December 29, 2007
Get the Selling dreamsmug. the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature
"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin
by Shawn E. April 26, 2003
Get the American Dreammug. When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022
Get the Wet Dreammug. the greatest relationship of one's life that occurs during their teenage years. signs of the teenage dream are:
1. your boyfriend thinks you're pretty any makeup on
2. he thinks you're funny when you tell the punchline wrong
3. he gets you, so you let your walls come down
4. he brought you to life, so now every february he'll be your valentine
5. wanting to go all the way tonight with no regrets, just love
6. dancing until the two of you die
7. he and you being young forever
8. he turns you on to the point at which you can't sleep
9. wanting to run away with him and never look back
10. your heart stops when he looks at you
11. you believe the relationship is ''real'' with just one touch, therefore you feel as if you two should take a chance and never look back
12. the two of you drive to california and get drunk on the beach
13. the two of you get a motel and build a fort out of sheets
14. you feel as if he is the missing puzzle piece that completes you
15. you get his heart racing in your skin-tight jeans
16. you let him put his hands on you in your skin-tight jeans
1. your boyfriend thinks you're pretty any makeup on
2. he thinks you're funny when you tell the punchline wrong
3. he gets you, so you let your walls come down
4. he brought you to life, so now every february he'll be your valentine
5. wanting to go all the way tonight with no regrets, just love
6. dancing until the two of you die
7. he and you being young forever
8. he turns you on to the point at which you can't sleep
9. wanting to run away with him and never look back
10. your heart stops when he looks at you
11. you believe the relationship is ''real'' with just one touch, therefore you feel as if you two should take a chance and never look back
12. the two of you drive to california and get drunk on the beach
13. the two of you get a motel and build a fort out of sheets
14. you feel as if he is the missing puzzle piece that completes you
15. you get his heart racing in your skin-tight jeans
16. you let him put his hands on you in your skin-tight jeans
by mattress leaping whore-frog January 11, 2012
Get the Teenage Dreammug. by TM January 22, 2005
Get the pirates dreammug. by Jay Dave December 1, 2011
Get the Croak Dreammug. an amazing movie by darren aronofsky.
instead of wasting class time for kids with D.A.R.E., just show them this movie.
it may permanently traumatize them, but they sure as hell won't be doing drugs any time soon.
also, which most people seem to neglect, an amazing, sad, almost painfully beautifully written novel by hubert selby jr. which, you guessed it, the movie is based upon.
instead of wasting class time for kids with D.A.R.E., just show them this movie.
it may permanently traumatize them, but they sure as hell won't be doing drugs any time soon.
also, which most people seem to neglect, an amazing, sad, almost painfully beautifully written novel by hubert selby jr. which, you guessed it, the movie is based upon.
by smokin' el June 27, 2005
Get the requiem for a dreammug.