doctor clank

doctor clank

u wank, i wank, we all wank for doctor clank

by Deus Janglewangle September 22, 2015

Doctor Doofenshmirtz

The one that pulls the strings. The most powerful scientist in the world. Even by writing this I am putting myself in danger of being destroyed by one of his weapons. Nobody knows what is HIS next plan. HE is like the illuminati but on steroids.

All hail the mighty Doctor Doofenshmirtz .

by small niBBa May 15, 2018

Doctorous

When you say something to sound like a doctor.

That’s a very doctorous statement.

by hmswartz04 May 5, 2020

Doctor Chin

A doctor who does plastic surgery on himself and others to gain their double chins. :))))

Ew your double chin looks horrendous! Go see Doctor Chin for a replacement

by Hyun-Jae May 21, 2020

Doctor Jennys

A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.

“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”

“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”

by #stayholm February 7, 2022

slop doctor

A person who is unusually dirty, scummy, or all around nasty

man, did you smell that fucker?
Yea, he's one hell of a slop doctor

by thunder balls November 29, 2009

Party Doctor

Colloquial term for medical professionals at the forefront of a cultural phenomenon indigenous to Kingston, Jamaica. These individuals are residents-in-training who concurrently promote social events with equal vigor. It is not abundantly clear to the untrained eye whether the ulterior motive of their "second job" is accelerating social mobility or soliciting future patients.

"The party doctor has a long weekend ahead of him. He is booked for surgery on Saturday morning and will be attending a pool party, that he promoted, on the same evening. His assistant recently informed me of this.

P.S: The price of admission is $50 if you're interested in attending the party."

by đ.£Σξ™ July 24, 2015