Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)

George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003

mass-destruction-pussy

A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.

by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.

Weapons of Mass destruction are cool

by Prophecy August 15, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Any type of chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon.
2. Stock excuse for any nation of the Free World to invade any other nation of the not-so-Free World that they don't like.

1. Saddam has (or rather, had) weapons of mass destruction.
2. We will depose all dictators who have weapons of mass destruction

by wambob July 17, 2003

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.

Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004