An acronym for the phrase "Do I look like I give a fuck, asshole?". May be used directly as an acronym after someone tells a rather uninteresting story of agony or as an adjective to describe a more in-depth expression of your lack of a fuck to give.
Scenario 1
Jay: Dude, I had like 5 cigarettes left b4 I got up to sneak a leak. I'm not so drunk that I'm about to be sittin on a beanbag in a soiled pair of undies, eatin cheetos while I masturbate to the gilmore girls.
Liz: Lawl. Dilligafah.
Scenario 2
Jay: I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.
So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.
It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.
Liz: Oh. Did you find five dollars?
Jay: What?
Liz: I dunno, I didn't listen to a word you just said.
Jay: Wow. Nice dilligafah response.
Jay: Dude, I had like 5 cigarettes left b4 I got up to sneak a leak. I'm not so drunk that I'm about to be sittin on a beanbag in a soiled pair of undies, eatin cheetos while I masturbate to the gilmore girls.
Liz: Lawl. Dilligafah.
Scenario 2
Jay: I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.
So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.
It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.
Liz: Oh. Did you find five dollars?
Jay: What?
Liz: I dunno, I didn't listen to a word you just said.
Jay: Wow. Nice dilligafah response.
by 1PHX KiD4 October 22, 2009
Get the Dilligafah mug.a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.
Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."
Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."
Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."
by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009
Get the dildick mug.by Jooooooooo October 5, 2011
Get the dilligent mug.by Rage April 24, 2003
Get the Dillin' Doe mug.Dallin is usually Asian but could also be Caucasian. He usually is obsessed with stuff like dinosaurs or Video games. Dallin is one of the most handsome kindest boys you will ever meet. He usually wears his chapstick and smells really good. Dallin’s are usually very tall and wise
by Rosetta Jackson July 29, 2021
Get the Dallin mug.a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.
After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.
by Sbaker June 29, 2007
Get the drunk dialing mug.It is a unit of measurement. The exact number is 1200Q56. It originates from the Olden English terms of Dozen and Million, hence it is like a dozen million.
Jake: How many people are in Wateska?
AJ: About 60 Dillion.
Meghan: They have more tractors than people here.
Kylie: Yeah they definitely have a dillion just hanging around doing nothing.
AJ: About 60 Dillion.
Meghan: They have more tractors than people here.
Kylie: Yeah they definitely have a dillion just hanging around doing nothing.
by Wateska Joe March 1, 2011
Get the Dillion mug.