One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.
1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
by death hunter November 23, 2013
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Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014
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The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty
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Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.
Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.
Bruh, everyone was trying to resolve their drama at the party last night, it was basically the disaster of 1807!
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If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
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