dicktation

Verbally-created off-the-cuff word-compositions that the speaker would probably be perfectly capable of writing/typing up himself, but he's such a lazy dick that he gets his secretary to do it for him.

The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019

Dickham

Dickham is ham on a cheese sandwich shaped as a dick. It usually involves the shape of the balls and the penis, and it often consists of several pieces of ham in order to create the unquestionable shape of a dick.

Eva, I can see you put some dickham on your sandwich today, you must be hungry for some meat!

by Shapesofhaminhunger February 6, 2019

Dicktator

An always horny prick who is dictated by his dick, looking around for the next hole to put his dick in. He’s only into sexual relationships, which doesn’t prevent him from acting like he has romantic interests in you, trying to seduce you.

„I dated this really cute guy, turns out he just wanted to fuck me“
„Wow such a dicktator!“

by Vinooooo August 10, 2019

Dickhausted

Getting so much dick that you are physically and mentally exhausted.

After vigorous sexual escapades, Dorothy was dickhausted.

by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019

Dickgating

When a person cockblocks another person specifically by gatekeeping the other persons dick.

Amelia wanted to fuck John last night but his ex Kayla was totally dickgating.

by usecodedrlupo October 16, 2019