Derrick

The term used for a guy who always loses

Hey! I heard that you were a 'Derrick'. How does that feel?

by The0RiginalDer3ck March 11, 2025

Derrick’s Drop

Essentially, a spell that is cast after two lovers have climaxed. The receiving member turns to the giving member and, grasping firmly, asks, “Did I get it all?” The receiving member then proceeds to perform, for a male lover for example, a post cum soft cock blowjob. The spell can only be broken by the giving lover announcing, preferably breathlessly, “Every last drop.”

Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.

“Hey babe, tonight I want Derrick’s drop!”

“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”

by Havesomefun September 10, 2025

Oh derrie!

A corruption of oh dear! Used to express excitement, disapproval, laughter or shock.

"She was well fit! Oh derrie!"

"Oh derrie! You better sort that out!"

"Ha ha ha oh derrie! Classic mate!"

by Charleston M. Howell III March 7, 2009

the derricks

To send someone off

I came over her house and she wanted to just chill man

Man thats you got the derricks

by Dee girl January 26, 2014

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold October 9, 2016

brennon derrick

A well intentioned person, who overall just sucks at existing. Often tries his hardest but gets overlooked. Short and usually about 6/10 on the attractiveness scale. Makes good spaghetti though.

Wow, that Brennon Derrick sure is a nice guy. I should definitely drop him and date a douche bag.

by brenny_wenny24 August 15, 2017

Devon Derrière

To discharge UHT canister cream into your asshole until full. Then fire it out. See how far you get. 17ft is my PB. Great for cakes, surprise parties. Or just to relax with friends. Cats love it.

I Devon Derrière d my mate in the face, instead of on her freshly baked buns.

by Devon maid November 10, 2018