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Denver Page

A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.
Jeez look at that guy, he's such a Denver Page
by the_dude_holla July 7, 2018
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Denver

If YOU know a Denver you'd better keep him as a friend. While Denver can speak his mind and talk out loud he prefers to mostly stay quiet and not cause a scene. He seems to have a problem with his appearance- from being to pudgy or being to hairy, trust me he has insecurities just like the rest of us. He is sweet, kind and loving. He honestly doesn't deserve us, but he thinks he doesn't deserve us... funny isn't it. Most Denver's have Brown hair and Brownish eyes and a big bright smile all the time. Of course he is not perfect, no one is... but in alot of people's eyes he is sure damn close.
"Wow, that guy is really nice!"
- Yeah that's Denver!
"How is Denver so calm???"
- I don't know, maybe he was made that way XD!!!
by JinTheCreator May 15, 2023
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Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything
Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
I know right, what’s life without him"
by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022
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Denver

They can be rude to those at first, but once she opens up, she can be nice, weird, and humourous. Once you get on her bad side, she'll remember it. She can hate at times but can be cool.
Girl: Omg, ilysm Denver
Denver: ily2
Girl: Omg Denver, you can be a bitch sometimes to be honest
Denver: *Gets mad*
Girl: *apologizes*
Denver: It's okay I guess.
(It might be awkward)
by Natalie Elder November 30, 2019
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University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.
I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?
by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023
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Denver

A cute, short, thick girl that can piss you off at times but no matter what your gonna end up falling in love with her, she can be insecure at times knowing very well she is beautiful.
"Damn look at Denver today"
"I would give Denver babies"
"You heard about the new cute girl Denver"
by asfarascreation February 12, 2019
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Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
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