defatechnophobia

fear of taking a shit without your phone

yo can i go to the bathroom?

give me your phone
i cant, i have defatechnophobia

by UrHomieNemo June 20, 2025

Department of War

Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)

I'm loving how the Department of War is bringin' sexy back to the DOD!

by geeterguy September 7, 2025

statement department

the department that makes political statements

I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.

by Mr. Statement generator July 11, 2010

Hoe department

A department or building full of hoes'.

The man walked into the Hoe department.

by Dr. Awesome October 24, 2016

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

Bogulation Department

Another word for Toilet.

Wait a second, I am just going to use the Bogulation Department before we leave.

by Freckledchocobo August 8, 2019

Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.

I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.

by cv rebelchick February 14, 2021