dekusluvr

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“dekusluvr Is cooler than anything!!”
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by horikoshis.assistant June 3, 2021

Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her

Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats

by Itbelikethatbro August 27, 2022

DeBusk

To leave work for “personal reasons” while you’re assigned a desk to duty during a certain period of time.

John pulled a DeBusk when he was supposed to be at work for the meeting today.

by Anynonomous12345 January 19, 2023

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

optical delusion

Something that is merely for show or aesthetic/cosmetic purposes only --- it simply makes something APPEAR better or more attractive, but it does not actually add to the strength/quality/usefulness of the person or object.

Excellent examples of optical delusion are paint, Bondo, fancy costumes, plastic surgery, etc... they may make something or someone LOOK really nice on the outside, but the cosmetically-altered subject is still the same decrepit undesirable underneath.

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

Big decisions

Something to think about when you hear news for the first time and you don’t know how to act

No way, I have to think before making big decisions

by Greedybitch101 December 23, 2019