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Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 29, 2008
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Dean

A man that can impregnate many girls, while at all times staying anonymous
"Dean you are such a Dean lol"
by Rob newcastle college October 14, 2009
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Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.
He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey
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Howard Dean

The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.
Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!
by Your Mom December 11, 2004
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Dean College

One of the smallest colleges in New England; Dean is found in the middle of Franklin, MA. Half the school is international and the only 4-year program is Dance. The Dance majors run the school, and get what they want. Most students don't even know what sports teams Dean has. Dean Hall and Bourrett are haunted. the triads is where you go to party. Houston, Mitchell, and Clark are residence's no one knows exist. Everyone knows everyone and rumors spread faster than wildfire. The population drops from 900 students to 200 for weekends since most students live within a two hour drive. Though Dean is small and you make get annoyed while your here, ask any alumni, Dean is somewhere that you will always want to be, and will always remember.
Dean College Dancers are the people crossing the street in cut off sweats with pants underneath.
by Student11685 November 7, 2005
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Dean Tucker

An male retard from the region of South Wales. Said person can be characterised by a lack of logical thought, natural stupidity and an incredibly small penis. A Dean Tucker will usually have few/no friends, with a ridiculous hairstyle and a horrible taste in music and fashion.
"Do you think my pink shoes will go with my brown top?"
"Dude, you dress like a Dean Tucker"

"My friend told me im an argumentative, self-righteous twat"
"You are. You constantly argue things even when you know you're wrong. Truthfully, you're one hell of a Dean Tucker.
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deah

used as a response to something that is out of this world.
Joe Dirt's hair is deahhhhhh
by VanBolan November 22, 2013
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