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Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.
If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,
by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021
mugGet the Doritomug.

Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 17, 2022
mugGet the Dorito bangmug.

Dorito

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?
by Sariuh July 2, 2016
mugGet the Doritomug.

Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of doritos
I put my dick in a bag of doritos
by Yeeyeefrank October 28, 2019
mugGet the Doritosmug.

Savage Dorito

One of the spiciest Doritos around, it is a savage and it doesn't care about anyone are anything but itself. It intends to pull stunts like a daredevil. It also has a great sense of humor.
Chase: Man Ava you're a Savage Dorito
by YouFoundIsaac July 3, 2017
mugGet the Savage Doritomug.

Doritos

Du ska äta Doritos!
Du ska äta Doritos!
by AbdiK9 October 9, 2020
mugGet the Doritosmug.

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021
mugGet the Doritos cerealmug.

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