Dildo 

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure

Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat

Dildo by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023

Dildo 

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

Dildo by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

Dildo 

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy

I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem

Dildo by Queff chef November 23, 2023

Dildo 

Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.

President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.

Dildo by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024

Dildo 

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

Dildo by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

Dildo 

A quaint little town located in Newfoundland Canada

Me: I love Dildo
Friend: Same
Bystander: WTF

Dildo by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024

Dildo 

A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.

You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine

Dildo by marcotoa January 19, 2025