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Dildo

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure
Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023
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You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.
Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.
by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023
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Dildo (noun) (adj) (slang) As to person: A tool used for someone else's pleasure. Usually determental to the majority.
President Biden is such a dildo for the liberal globalist agenda.
by Teratoma01 February 2, 2024
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It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy
I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem
by Queff chef November 23, 2023
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A quaint little town located in Newfoundland Canada
Me: I love Dildo
Friend: Same
Bystander: WTF
by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024
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A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.
You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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