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Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"
by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011
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cumphoria

The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.
I am in complete cumphoria!!!
by Belfast Child April 19, 2016
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cumission

When one does a job, work or chores and is paid or owed in sexual enuendos and favors.
He did all her college essays for light cumission
by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017
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Cump

plural: cumps
A cup of cum.
That is not a cup, it is a cump. So be careful widit!
by Random14YearOld August 6, 2021
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Cump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.
by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021
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Cump

Fuck babe I’m gonna cump
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Campsite

A spot where two or more teammates sit and wait for the enemy to run by as an easy target to kill. Usually this group of campers like to remake Brokeback Mountain and have very intense anal sex in their tents at their campsites when nobody is around. AKA these guys are fags.
UnoBlackFinger: God damn their whole team is camping their asses off!

XjojobonjrX: What fags.

UnoBlackFinger: Meet me over by the truck. Let's wreck this campsite!
by iH8campers November 7, 2010
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