The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.
Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
by CubanShowers December 29, 2008
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I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.
by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006
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A person from the island of Cuba or from Cuban ancestry, who pretends for the US to learn Spanish instead of learning English.
An individual that heated Fidel Castro and his regime but circumvents the embargo by going to Cuba via Grand Cayman, Jamaica or Cancun.
A group of individuals who is convinced that Miami would be nothing without them.
An individual who spends all day listening to Radio Mambi awaiting the fall of Castro’s regime.
An individual that heated Fidel Castro and his regime but circumvents the embargo by going to Cuba via Grand Cayman, Jamaica or Cancun.
A group of individuals who is convinced that Miami would be nothing without them.
An individual who spends all day listening to Radio Mambi awaiting the fall of Castro’s regime.
Sign at a store in Miami reads: "English is spoken here."
A cuban was purchasing something at a store and was upset because clerk did not speak Spanish, He pretended for that person to learn Spanish, instead of him learning the language of the country he lives in.
A cuban was purchasing something at a store and was upset because clerk did not speak Spanish, He pretended for that person to learn Spanish, instead of him learning the language of the country he lives in.
by hi8ha December 17, 2008
Get the Cuban mug.A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 1, 2006
Get the cuban shower mug.The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010
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Get the Puerto Mexa-Cuban mug.A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre
by The-Big-D November 4, 2013
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