chunky white crunch

A synonymous slang phrase for methamphetamine.

She's totally gacked up off that chunky white crunch.

by P to the C September 23, 2017

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cinammon toast crunch

It’s clearly more superior than fruit loops

Kevin:Are you seriously eating fruit loops right now?
Kevin2:Um yea
Kevin:Bitch get the fuck out of here with that weak shit Cinammon Toast Crunch is clearly better than that stupid ass ducking circle pickle chin lookin ass cereal.

by Lolchigga45 December 27, 2018

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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

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Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017

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Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

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